The young British royals – Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William the Duke of Cambridge – among ill-mannered commoners. The royal couple enjoys a well deserved break from their new parental duties – taking care of their diapered first progeny.

You don’t get it? Don’t despair you are not alone. The French language died as lingua franca when it was guillotined by the very French people themselves during their 1789 revolution. Alongside rolled the head of their king Luis XVI (read: Luis Sixteen) the top aristocrat after all. Grabffiti’s satirical “the Royal Faus Poo” is the mocker of the french phrase “faux pas” pronounced “fo pa”.

If you still don’t get it. Well, don’t despair, it may happen to anyone. Now …. comes what is required by diplomatic protocol followed by grabffiti – the long description: British Royals.

Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge (formerly Miss Catherine aka Kate Middleton, aka commoner) and Prince William the Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus. Grandson of Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith and prince Philip His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter. Great-grandson of Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother, ……(oops! – we missed a bunch) – Appendix: Queen of Saint Kitts and Nevis since 1983.